Tuesday, June 05, 2007
staticCurrent mood: high
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Shots for Everyone!Current mood: drained
My blog consists of 'last night' stories. i can't believe i didnt post this sooner. anyway, long story long, i went to fubar last night with Phil and Canyon. Wednesday nights is called 'dirty deeds' and is promoted by Chi Chi LaRue [ side note: Chi Chi, pronounced "She She," is a flamboyant plus size transvestite who specializes in directing gay/bisexual hard-core films and video. ] Each week one of Her models headlines for her... this week was Jeremy Hall who is known for his excessive foreskin. at about midnight Jeremy did the unthinkable and took shots of Tequila... except instead of swallowing, spit the tequila out into his stretched open foreskin for the bar guests to take shots from. this later progressed to luge shots from his and the other dancer's ass cracks. but the foreskin shots.... FUCKING WILD! I promise I will post pictures as soon as i get my hands on them!!!
Thursday, September 13 - 2007
The Akbar ShowCurrent mood: high
last night i made my first appearance back to Akbar since my last shit show... it was a good time. wicked slow -- but sometimes thats just the way that i like that. JJ was there, the slammin' hot but married bartender was working. my drunk ass of course tipped him 100%. out on the sidewalk out front of Akbar, I was stopped by a dude with a mic... He was recording for whatever radio station 97.1 is -- a segment called "Gay-Walking." Pretty much he just asks really hard questions about sports and records the super gay & dumb answers I spit out. whatever, cute idea.
anygays - ha. last time i went to Akbar, JJ was working. I was meeting Rick there, to kick it for a couple drinks and try to be friends again. we still dont really talk but we're at least cool now. anyway, Rick always does a fabulous job of picking up my tab and throwing in a few extra dirty ketel on the rocks in... just enough to make sure the shit show starts. So, this clown walks in riding a stuffed horse. he had a HORRIBLE make up job, and was probably just as shit faced as me... totally the type of clown people are scared of... i was scared. He walked around the bar making people balloon animals, which was fun for a second because everyone in the bar got swords and little dogs. so in the meantime, im throwing back another cocktail and proceed to begin popping the balloons by chomping down on them with my teeth. the next morning im wicked hung over, barely able to stand in the shower... i puked on my feet and guess what was in it....
a green balloon.
I will be sharing my one bedroom apartment with Ryan, whom many of you have met. He's a good fella, good taste. I'm looking forward to it. Our new apartment will have one parking for one car (mine) and a fucking pool! This will be my first summer since I've been 21 years olds that I will have a pool to drink in! I can't wait. Andrew (drew), my brother, says he may come out in august before school starts again to visit. I told him he could bring a friend too. I hope he's proud of what I have accomplished and acquired over the last few years. I am!!! When are YOU visiting?
