STUDIO 1954!!!!

Listen, Ryan, Tory and I have worked hard on perfecting our partner acrobatics for this piece. We've rocked at it twice, and our music has screwed up two times one time. Chances are our music will F-up again this Friday & Saturday night too, that's why we need YOU there! Please come cheer us on! There is a killer open bar that believe me, I HAVE LOVED before, during and after each show so far. Come see us and the bar for yourself. You'll be glad you did.



A theatrical collaboration of artists, actors, musicians, dancers, and acrobats,
performed through an evocative narrative set in 1954

Benefiting S.C.O.P.E. to encourage greater voter turnout in 2008,
and Feminist Majority Foundation’s “get her vote out”

A r t S h a r e L A
801 E. 4th Place, L.A. 90013

Fridays, May 9th and 16th Saturdays, May 10th and 16th
7pm - Doors Open for Art Exhibition 6pm - Doors Open for Art Exhibition
8pm - Theatrical Performance 7pm - Theatrical Performance

Swank '50s-era attire is encouraged for all guests.

Reception afterward with DJs, additional performers, and free cocktails!

General Admission: $25, V.I.P. Seating: $50
Book your ticket in advance at http://artistsonthebrink.org, or call (310) 828-5260

take me or leave me

no big whoop

The parental control thing yesterday was fun. it got me feeling more confident for the vh1 audition that was today. this morning i woke up at 7:30 AM and started getting ready for my audition that was scheduled for 10 o' clock in West Hollywood. I had to wake up extra early because i needed to shoot by Kinko's on my way there to have some pictures of myself printed to bring with me. I rolled out of Kinko's at 9:50 AM and raced towards the audition location -- WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?! i couldnt find it for the life of me. So, I called up the chick from vh1 and let her know i was running behind -- she says, "Oh, You didn't get my voicemail yesterday? We had to cancel all of the auditions for today... can you come in tomorrow instead?" GRRR!!! No big whoop, i just wish i didnt wake up at 7:30 -- sure enough, there was a voicemail on my phone... I'm such an asshole. I should have checked my voicemail. i learned my lesson! My new audition is tomorrow morning at 10 AM... keep your fingers crossed for me.

Parental Control

Today, I'll be making my way over to MTV Networks in Santa Monica to appear on the very uncool Parental Control. I'm going to try to be as inappropriate as possible. I must reallllly need cash. It'll be a hoot, though. hoot! hoot!

323.@#$.0633

I told you I would keep you posted and blog about this vh1 audition. It could be something pretty awesome. My friend Maria was just on a show on vh1 called 'the shot.' She even won! I think she won like $100,000 AND a fashion spread in victoria secret. I'm not sure what the concept of the show is, nor can i even imagine! Check out this e-mail....


From: Rebecca Reczek
Subject: VH1 Audition Wednesday
Date: January 28, 2008 11:44:55 PST
To: .: Billy Murray

Concerning your audition on Wednesday (1.30) at 10am

REMEMBER: This is for VH1, so come as your hottest self: youthful, sexy and fun! Please bring a head shot or picture of yourself. Also, please be prepared to speak confidently for about five minutes or so as to why you are the best, or "perfect," in one particular category. For example: "I am perfect at yoga... Because I wake up every day at five to practice, look fantastic in my unitard, and live a perfect vegan lifestyle. All my friends come to me for help on their yoga positions and I aspire to be an instructor etc..." What we're really looking for is confidence!


The address for your audition is:

8$$1 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90069

We are located at the corner of Santa Monica and Olive. If you have problems or questions feel free to call me. My number is 323.@#$.0633

Thanks, and we look forward to meeting you!
Mariah
RSL/VH1

TEETH

I will not be seeing this movie. a Vagina with teeth? Thank God I'm the way I am.

that birthday party

A few weekends ago i worked a birthday party for a boy from the gymnastics place i work at. here's a slideshow of some of the photos that the mom sent me... she says more are on the way.

Yee ha!

Earlier today I found a posting online seeking people for a new reality show on vh1. I of course submitted my name and a headshot for consideration. Good News! I have already received a phone call back, and the casting director wants to meet with me next week. Keep your fingers crossed for me and I'll let you know how it goes. Wouldn't that be cool?!

The Pineapple Express

This movie trailer was brought to my attention today. This is going to be a hit!! It's called, "Pineapple Express." If you could give it a one through four star rating based on this trailer, what would you give it? I sayyy... 4 stars.

please bathe

I can always tell when I see someone if they didn't wash their face that day. You can see it in people's squinty, crusty eyes. Below is an example of a fatass faggot pig who apparently cannot seem to wash it's own hair either. That stuffed looking pooch looks more fuckable than you, Ms. Hilton. But who's to blame when you're mother is this guy...

please enjoy the music while your party is reached

it's HERE!!!!

YOU MADE IT!

Congratulations on finding your merry way to my cute, little, famous,

blog.

this shit's about to blow up.